Recent Game Reviews
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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars May 17, 2010
Gotta admire the try
Could really use some fine tuning. As it is, it's subpar by far.
But then again it's unfair to compare it all to z0ne's work, but we do.
Clean up the animation, get some better artists in on it, try to keep the characters looking like who they're supposed to be in just more than the traced faces. Work on the positioning and tweak the action. As it is now there's nothing stopping someone from goin' Vag, Anal, Anal, Cum in like three seconds worth of clicks. It has a long way to go, but I can appreciate new work.
Magic Shop
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 11, 2010
Not Bad
I like the art style and a lot of the transformations are sexy. But it badly needs more ACTION scenes.
(Twisted) Cooking Mama
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars December 29, 2009
Victim to bad controls, and crappier guilt trip
Do you have the express written consent of Nintendo and the developers of Cooking Mama to use their character and other trademarked intellectual properties to spread your own message or the message of a hypocritic organization? Look up just how many innocent, personable, and legally unprotected animals they have a hand in mistreating and killing.
I like the extra mini game where you can click the mouse to crumble tasteless grey chunks of curd.
I cook often and have no recollection of any of my dishes having boils, turkey feet and whole eyeballs in the gravy. I was really put off on how much work was put into making evil of the Turkey segments through making the "food" unappetizing and disgusting.
I looked up some of the things mama necer told us and various facts and find a lot of them exaggerated to champion PETA's "goals".
The game is fine, aside from the crippling difficulty in controlling Mama's hand in some instances, and delays that make completing some of the challenges near impossible. Decent.
Recent Audio Reviews
The Nintendo Concerto (Part 6)
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars June 4, 2009
Number 6
Is it the Pokemart theme? If not that, then the department store in Celadon, or Celadon itself, not sure.
why a 7?
The Nintendo Concerto (Part 5)
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 4, 2009
FUCKIN RITE
Dragon Quest is a jewel of a game good fellows, so very nice to see it here.
The Nintendo Concerto (Part 2)
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 4, 2009
Awesome.
I'm never disappointed by these. I got goosebumps when Bowser's Theme came around from SM64. Wow.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 2 / 5 stars January 16, 2010
Heheh
The deal with the truck is the big wall of concrete behind it needs to be blown up.
Ellis is the one that notices the stock car and plans to drive it.
Rochelle looks a lot like the spitter post jaw shot.
Nick gets excited about Kiddy Land.
Needs Swamp Fever.
Funny though.
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 24, 2009
Gets a REAL 10.
Take pleasure in this please, it's an actual EARNED 10. Not one of the empty ones from the Legion.
Loved, loved, loved the commentary. It's also my favorite part of DVDs too. I've watched Conan the Destroyer with commentary several times, and the Goonies twice a day for the last six months.
Really dug the memory montage, classic and very befitting way to end any series with character scenario driven plot.
You said you don't think Jerry's dad's a jerk, I agree . I think he's more like a jaded and world weary middle aged man who's sometime recently looked back at his life and realized, he did absolutely nothing. (save having a kid of course) Reminds me of a realistic kinda, necessary antagonistic force yknow?
Or, maybe it's pretentious to talk about literary and cinematic devices on a flash cartoon, on the internet.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars September 10, 2009
I love it.
Apparently the internet is a japanese picture board? Makes about as much sense as anything else there.